Called his beloved a whore, but begged forgiveness with tender sex

She's been wanting to get on her dick all morning — and how do you get out of the house without a krempai?

Sweetie, you forgot about the eggs — take them in your hand and kick them

So I came inside you, so what? Don't panic, I'll get it all ☝

The beloved in the ass did not give, but on the big ass sperm also took

Croissant and rain — that's what you need for first date sex

Oh, honey, look closely, what's that coming out of my pee?